Mom mom mommy mommy mommy mom mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy.

I can smell dead flies. They stink.

This is the whole “gluten is poison” (for people not actually intolerant to gluten) all over again. Those people also had no idea that it was just wheat protein.

Oh really cool, thank you!

Yeah, fair. Maybe it’s just like that lizard that squirts blood out of its eyes and predators just go “EESH WTF”

It’s possible. Seems like it would at least change visibility to predators though. Or make it harder for the caterpillar to hide. Interesting!

That doesn’t make sense, caterpillars don’t mate. So why have a display like this? Or does this scare off predators somehow?

SO MANY STICKY NOTES

BECAUSE I HAVE ADHD AND CAN’T REMEMBER THEM TO SAVE MY LIFE

That doesn’t say much, shoplifting is super common.

John
(long pause)
Doe

So horrible. In the 15 years I’ve had cats, I always, ALWAYS check. Better to check a thousand times without need, than to live with that regret.

God, I knew someone who accidentally killed a kitten this way, and the guilt really ruined their mental health.

Loch Ness monster.

And the Hitler beetle.
[edit] Here is the eyeless Hitler beetle.

Clothing?? Why would he wear only one piece of clothing, barely covering his frog body, in the same color as his skin?

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?