Yes! Eat all of our shorts!

That may be true. My sister lives on the east coast and I’m on the northWest. My mom and other siblings live south.

I don’t go visit on the weekends. I got shit to do. Just give them a call. They probably got shit to do too. Lol.

Nope. I wanna keep it that way. I’ve flown on 737’s where the engines keep making little sparks the entire flight… As an ex solarturbines engineer I can tell you that that’s not normal and can lead to flying blades which can slice right thru the plane body and you like butter. They have a cover around the blades that is supposed to stop them. But I don’t trust it since I haven’t seen the test videos at vehicle speed. But that’s just one minor issue. I’ve been on a plane landing in Bohol the Philippines where some “minor” damage was promptly patched using duct tape.

My job used to take me places. That’s probably the only reason to travel… For science, education, or for a job. Not for going to another sushi place or to see a building or a pyramid. The worse travel is for nothing… Carnival cruise ships. And also for things… China made stuff you buy from temu.

Yup exactly.

We should do code swaps.

Zelensky is no dictator. He just happened to be the president at the time that putin invaded and now cannot simply quit and let it all fall apart. Who in their right mind would choose to be a good leader for Ukraine now when the US is turning nazi?

You might change your mind one day about what I’ve said. I speak from experience as a traveler.

Alabamans are still marrying their cousins.

Also… Why would you get into one of those things? In a plane, you are the crumple zone.

For business just teleconference.

For personal, I can tell you that photos tell the story pretty well. There are people there already taking the photos. You don’t need a selfie there, just use the Gimp. For everything else in the modern world, it all looks pretty close to how it looks at home.

There’s no need to travel. Specially within your country. Its not like high speed trains are any safer. And cars…what’s next the entire planet is a big ass road?

Looks like Elon really does want to bring them home quickly:

https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/02/elon-musk-recommends-that-the-international-space-station-be-deorbited-asap/

…and daughter for a good night yes?

…OK but only the tip and only for a minute…Melania! Get over here!

…no Mr Trump, I mean daughter. The pretty one.

… Okay fine, I’ll pull some strings. Probably dome G-strings. Okay, and you get us germanium?

… Yes Mr. Trump you may keep Germany

…No Mr Putin, you miss understood. We wa…

… You’ll get Germany yes. I’m sorry I have to go now. I make love to your daughter and then return. I’ll return next month. Bye!

Ubuntu Debian Linux desktop is the best. Friends don’t let friends use windows.

Are there chances of hitting after it hits us and we’re all gone? I’m going to as my wife for an open marriage. You know, maybe have a little fun while we wait for total nuklier or meteorite annihilation. Or gas chambers. I’ll be totally naked in the gas chamber!

I heard there was a mentor coming to fix this soon…sorry, I apologize. I mean to say Meteor. Chances of landing up my own ass have increased once more. I probably won’t feel it so I’m not too worried about it.

Fuck no! Keep Clippie software only! And keep it in the recycling folder!

Its good that people can see that the emperors have no clothes and are still willing to put their necks on the line. But it shouldn’t be just comedians who are supposed to be there to entertain us. It should be the citizen politicians we picked with our actual vote. Unfortunately they are all currently threading Trump’s bullshit. They are literally swimming in it and its a sandpit made of bullshit. Its a trap.

The only way to open this thing is to remove the screen… Which is the only way to certify that I am me for all work related stuff…2FA is such a pita. So if I fuck up, that could be the loss of just my phone or all my e-mail. Lol, just kidding, I got backups. But boy, what a piece of shit way of doing things. I’m out. The hackers can have it all.

4 years. That’s not really old at all. They just throttle your battery’s capacity.

If we could have a law where only Republicans are allowed to fly, that would be nice. I’ll take whatever else is left running after dufus is done fixing the US.

Its Linux compatible or garbage. Bottom line. My Android phone is discharging faster than a bucket with a hole, but I’m keeping it as long as I can. I need to get me an Ubuntu phone.