BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoRoad ragelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1742arrow-down114
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minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 day agoBut think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·17 hours agoLmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·17 hours agoWell, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em. What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either… Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 day agoI thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 hours agoYes, but what about second orgasm button?
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoMaybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoNot sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoI’d be shooting dust within an hour.
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
I’d be shooting dust within an hour.