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It’s either the total destruction of all the worlds forests, OR I take a huge financial hit with my unimaginably terrible investment into leaves as currency.
As you can see, by this logic it is … um … better for the economy … that we destroy all the world’s forests.
“Sir, we must burn down the world’s forests and destroy everyone’s economic assets.”
“Are you sure that this is the way to go about solving inflation?”
“Inflation?”
This post is gold.
This comment is autumn leaves.
So we rake it up into the trash bag, right?
I can’t even
Can’t even what? Don’t leave me hanging, fam!
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Someone shittily draw a Lemmy leaf in MS paint so we can all award it to the leafiest of comments
But hear me out… What if…
… You just made a pic of them, slap 'em in a wallet and call it an nft.
Instantly worth 1000 bucks because I say so.
They told me I would never make any money as a jazz musician.
First impression: WTF are autism leaves?
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I mean, if gold is massively devalued. Don’t think it’d ever be worth less than leaves, but given its actual useful properties (as opposed to its arbitrary use as a currency) gold’s value should be a lot lower than it is.
“Change the currency to oak leaves Greenspan!”
(extremely dated reference)
I mean I make compost, so dead leaves are a commodity I’m highly looking for to aquire.
