A mashup using elements from this old dancing PSA:
Also, when on the highway, remember: A safe following distance is 69 bible-lengths per 72,411 bible-lengths-per-hour of speed.
Bonus layer to this: It’s the Christian rock of joke comments. I just took regular old advice, crossed out words, and replaced them with bible.
Boring math stuff
- Assuming a handheld bible size of 8.75 inches tall
- Safe following distance is 69 bible lengths (keeping that from the post) per 10 MPH of speed
- 10 miles = 633,600 inches / 8.75 = 72, 411 bibles
It’s also important to let others know you’re turning with a turn signal approx. 420 bibles away from an intersection.
how are you measuring your bibles? length or girth?
Weight.
That’s ridiculous. Nobody knows how long a gallon is.
According to the old testament … that is 400 cubits in length … it’s enough length to pack in every animal species on the planet (except for unicorns and dragons)
I don’t even know how many MP3s you can store with 400 qubits.
“Render therefore unto your CD the things which are PCM, and unto your MP3 player the things that are MP3.”
- Linus’s Letters To The Debians 22:34 (from the book of Linux)
