Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.
Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.
A’Tuin gang represent!
We live in interesting times.
But only one set of footprints on the beach…
That explains why it’s crooked, there’s a Christian in charge
Atlas copycat
Wait - this changes everything!!
where was jesus in majora’s mask?
Most scientifically literate ------ian
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The moon is a fulcrum.
Powerful
All my Sunday school class homies join in: “♫He’s got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whole moon in His hands.♫”
No no, that’s Jebus holding up the Erf, duh.
No, see, he’s just doing it while doing a shoulder-stand on the moon. It’s actually quite impressive.
The Crescent King lives.
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