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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

Anon dates a 19 y/o

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Anon dates a 19 y/o

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago
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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    Just FYI, this rule falls apart after a certain age (in the 60s or 70s).

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      That’s not the only thing that falls apart in your seventies, eyyyy

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        This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He’s like 80 or so.

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          When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, “no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else.” Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else

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            But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it’s not cheating!

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          Gotta look after your ticker if you’re going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.

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            Condolences indeed, he’s still alive.

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        Sigh, ain’t that the truth.

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      I mean, once you’re both above 30 who fucking cares

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      After that age, the older party is essentially a lottery ticket

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        laughs in Medicaid

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      Nah I think it holds up. Bill Belichick, 73, was in the news for dating a 24 year old and it’s not only creepy and gross, but also like she’s taking advantage of him by inserting herself into his interviews.

      If he were dating a 43 year old, I don’t think anyone would be nearly as concerned.

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      Duh. Who cares how much older one grampa is from another

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