Got a private message from someone claiming to be part of Illuminati.
I replied to this and I’m in the Illuminati now. See ya, losers!
Can I get in? Do I need to send you some venmo first ? Pretty please!?!
I got this too, and it basically immediately disappeared again. Our admins are doing a pretty good job of handling this kind of spam.
I can confirm, we banned that user and set it to remove their content from lemmy.ca
You were one of the 7 users that got messaged when we were looking into a report about it
Even the Illuminati are using WhatsApp as their main way of communication.
That’s because Mark Fuckerberg is also Illuminati.
I missed out on Nicole, pleased to be part of the Illuminati! 🔱
Also just a note that there *is* no single “Illuminati.” In fact, dozens of groups across history have used that name at times for their own purposes.
Still, if one of them really is a modern, powerful, global organisation, well… they sure seem to be either tightly aligned with late-stage capitalism, or else getting their arses kicked by such.
I mean, duh.
If they were only one, it would be called the Illuminato.
Derrr… *h’yuck*!
… Sounds like something the anti illuminati would say 🤔
Nice to meet you.
Does the techno-necromancers’ treachery have no end?!?
That seems legit. Go ahead and give them your Social Security number, and see what happens. What could go wrong?
“Socially I’m rated 3/10, but for security I’m an 8/10. Now that I’m replying to this, I think my security score just dropped a bit, though.”
I didn’t get the invite from illuminati :(
We have Lemminati at home.
There’s still Templar and Dragon!
All you need to do now is inhale a bee and trash your apartment with the superpowers it gives you.
