Well I grew up having a crush on Moss from The West Wing but, no, not gonna watch it.

I saw my mom watching The Handmaids Tale today. It made me think, are we slowly transforming into Gilead?

FYI, I know Gilead is United States. I read the book.

I might be wrong, but the UK I believe has laws against the media talking about elections like the day before and day of polling.

You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

I left after the API price hike.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

Huh. Is that good or bad?

I don’t pay attention to TikTok. I’m not on there.

Why the fuck does this dude care so much about one social media platform being available here? Is he perving on dancing teenagers?

I can top that. I saw a dog at a Korean barbecue restaurant. The ones that serve raw meat for you to cook at your table. Except this restaurant did it buffet style. I never went back.

Well this is both “correct” and wrong simultaneously. The Final Cut, which is the canonical version, states that Deckard is a replicant.

However if you watch 2049, that is specifically a sequel to the non-canon theatrical cut. So the statement would be incorrect in that instance.

I took one college course and couldn’t handle it. On top of that I was the weird student that wanted to use a Mac instead of the school’s own computers. So anytime I had a problem, the teacher would just blame me using Xcode instead of Visual Studio.

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

My own meme and it applies here.

Are all eggplants?

Are we just gonna forget about avocado too?

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

Obviously I don’t mean them.

We’ve been saying this in the U.S. since 2016.

Got what? I didn’t explain to you what I know.