I’m gonna just leave this here.

https://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA

Says the guy who wonders if Smurfs fuck and talks to strange men in metal bunny costumes.

lol, Quark thinks paying to play a game is a casino.

The cult that Charles Manson had was known in the mainstream as the “Manson Family”.

It terrified me none the less and embarrassed me. I wasn’t even the person who wanted to drink that beer.

Don’t put glass bottles in there. I did that once and forgot. The next day I heard a loud explosion. Went to open the feeezer and glass was falling out.

Dude, you should have stopped using Spotify when they let Joe Rogan on their platform… or when they started hosting fake music.

It doesn’t resemble the movie Alex Proyas directed. It’s all short stories. It ends with a man having a fight with God, which they just scream math equations into the sky.

Have you read the original Asimov move script? I believe it was written back in the 70s. A special edition of the movie came with a paperback edition of the book version that was illustrated by Harlan Ellison.

If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.

Raw egg.

EDIT: Maybe not for the temperature itself but that’s why it is unsafe in general.

If you are British and live in the UK and condone anything Israel has done, you are part of the problem historically. I’m not saying you shouldn’t have allowed for Palestine to exist, but you contributed to this mess with the Balfour Declaration.

EDIT: I am blaming the UK government and those who support the actions which in turn support Israel in this conflict.

I believe there is a joke in The Office about Todd Packer being able to name all the extant species, because there are only two.

Hey, I am a janitor that struggles to open trash bags if I’m not wearing clean gloves. They refuse to open with bare hands or if my gloves are greasy.

My own meme and it applies here.

Are all eggplants?

Are we just gonna forget about avocado too?

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

Obviously I don’t mean them.

We’ve been saying this in the U.S. since 2016.