I’ll have what she’s having?
I assume the unlimited breadsticks
I am the Bone of my Baguette
Dough is my Body and Yeast is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Breads,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Loaves
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray–
Unlimited Breadsticks
Fated comment
You’re putting them in your mouth… right?
For a start
Where do I finish?
Would you believe it? Also mouth
Stuffed shells with clam sauce?
“When you’re here, you’re family”
That’s why I shit with the stall door open there.
Step-family
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
Dream girl
Which olive garden is it, so that I don’t accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?
Dinner and a show!
To be fair, that might actually make it worth the prices they’re charging nowadays
One way to use those endless bread sticks.
Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.
I replied to a joke with a joke. Who thinks someone would want to masturbate in an Olive Garden with bread sticks and enjoy it?
Breadstick ass to ass unlocked
I don’t know. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.
Turning them breadsticks into sourdough bread, win win
You, sir, have a lot of culture.
Olive Garden: When you’re here yo-hey, what’s she doing with that breadstick?
More cheese? Just say when.
Cheesus Christ!
That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!
Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!
The pfp looks wildly young. This is oddly timely with the caller that called into EITM this morning who sounded like a middle schooler but was really some 50 year old pickle ball champion.
I need to get iHeartRadio. I sometimes miss Elliot and crew. Grew up on DC101 bc my dad always listened to it.
