Push the little daisies

Yay! He’s gonna be just fine.

😭😭😭😭

So the thing that could kill him before is now confirmed to certainly kill him. 🥺

I need hope. Can someone else chime in with a lie, like that’s a confetti capsule and he’s going to have a fun party.

Nice sweet and sour!

The worst is the one fucking dentist handing out toothbrushes and floss.

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Yeah I don’t know if I could live with a dog like that. Wouldn’t know if I should let him out to go potty or hand him a newspaper.

Good to the last drop

I like these trends, it’s like doing the wave in a stadium but with memes.

“Hey did I tell you guys about that time I got arrested?”

“That wasn’t on your background check? 😬!”

“I got it expunged 😉”

I replied to a joke with a joke. Who thinks someone would want to masturbate in an Olive Garden with bread sticks and enjoy it?

One way to use those endless bread sticks.