‘I’m glad you came’
Come again?
And they say romance is dead.
thanks u too
“Great another generic empty comment…why don’t they ever say anything new, like what about my hands?” - block.
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If she tells me nice cock, I know she’s lying. It don’t even work right half the time.
It work left half the time?
The uncertainty is what makes the one-eyed bandit so thrilling
My brain really wanted this to be a limerick.
I know I am one lucky chick
When he sends me his pre jack-off pic
He is truly a god
When he shows me his rod
But I tell him, quite simply, “nice dick”
The king was as hard as a rock And rubbed one off into a sock I wanted to opine that his love line was divine But instead I just said nice cock.
I never really got poetry. Until now.
Nice cock bro
