I’m partial to Mango Mussolini
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This is quietly the best answer
The Late Donald Trump.
Just replace T with a D, replace r with nothing because nobody needs r in a name, everybody knows that, and replace ald with a key then you will have real meaning of a character and intellect.
Fuckface von Clownstick
Mostly because he hates it.
Rename Trump to Gulf of Mexico.
Donorrehea Dump
Crooked Trump
Conman Trump
Donnie the Diddler/The Diddler
wp:Fred Trump Jr’s brother
(“On September 26, 1981,[21] at the age of 42, he died from a heart attack caused by his alcohol use.[22][23][c]”)
No-majority Trump
Cadet Bone Spurs (from RW:Donald Trump)
and from Wiktionary:
Derogatory
Cheeto Dementia Don Diaper Don Dirty Donald Donald Duck Donald Trumpet Don Snoreleone Don the Con Dozy Don Drumpf Dump Forrest Trump Frump Jabba the Trump Krasnov orange-American Orange Clown Orange Head Orange Man Sleepy Don Sleepy Donald Teflon Don The Nodfather Trumpedo Trumpstein the Trumpster Velveeta Voldemort Zion Don Zognald 🍊John Oliver already tried this with Drumpf.
Instead, we should simply fail to acknowledge him at all. No questions, no remarks, no interviews. He doesn’t matter. Nothing he says is of value. Forget he existed, and let him die quietly forgotten.
Respectfully disagree. I think we should carve his face in rock at Mt Rushmore. But instead of a face on the mountain, his face is carved on the ground, facing up, mouth agape. Then, the facility’s public toilets are suspended above it, and a constant stream of guests can shit on his face into his open mouth, basically forever.
The Presidential memorial can also serve as his tomb, so you can literally shit all over his corpse.
It will be the most popular National monument ever and completely befitting his legacy.
I’ll throw in 20 bucks for the cause.
I might plan a road trip for that.
Pedo President, always slip pedo in front
I live in Canada. I was at the grocery store a few years ago and heard some 8 year old kid telling his mom that him and his friends at school started calling him “Tronald Dump” and I have yet to hear anything better than that.
Are you kidding?
For the entire future of this planet, the word “trump” will mean the worst of everything.
“He really trumped that up.”
“I took a giant trump this morning.”
“That pedophile was a total trump.”
“Imagine the smallest micropenis you could ever imagine. Basically, a trump.”
It’s funny because trumped up already means fake in English. Like “trumped up charges”.
Sometimes I do think we are living in a simulation.
Just like Santorum.
We’d rather he not live rent-free in our heads. The best insult is to disregard that he ever existed, and never use his name again.
Sans Intelligence
Drippy Diaper Don
