I wish I didn’t know developers who would look at this and go “What’s the joke? Sounds like a good idea.”
Guilty.
95 percent of the people using computers are just using them for a browser.
Let’s implement the DOM in hardware!
Nothing quite like locking yourself further into a broken, patched together frankenmess forever based only on momentum.
Let’s implement a web without DOM-abused-as-GUI.
Needs 2x 10GbE ports to download bloated React apps directly into its onboard cache. Otherwise perfect.
Ok but how bad does it get when the 256MB emoji cache is full? Cause that’s not enough space for all my emoji.
Damn do you need 64gb of sweet DDR5 to run this
I want that thing to never do a captcha again, please
With catptchas becoming more and more common as sites try to stop AI crawlers, I suspect that’s going to become a real thing…
A real thing that irrevocably identifies you online, with absolutely no anonymity, and costs $9.95 per month, and only works on Cloudfare captchas.
I love the idea that somebody at NIST is in charge of collating a Standard Minions Meme Collection.
