What kind of maniac uses their teeth on ice cream?
Me. I do that. Can confirm, am a maniac
Gotta chew up the good stuff inside the ice cream sometimes.
The same ones who chew soup.
Not the bits in the soup. The soup.
Chewing prepares your gut for digestion iirc, we didn’t evolve to eat blended foods so the gut isn’t ready for soup, so chewing is probably beneficial?
I gotta eat it fast yo!
Neither. I lick it.
It tastes better when you make intense eye contact.
Don’t forget about the tongue.
Who are you? My wife?
Tongue game needs to be on point
Whatever it takes
Proper ice cream is 20 degrees F. It’s too cold to just schlorp it off with your lips. If you can, it’s melted and you’ve missed important texture. That’s why I eat my ice cream with a knife.
Cereal, too?
Yep, knife and fork is the only way.
I use my lips to bite my ice-cream
I used a spoon like a civilized person.
A lick then bite, but I have to be careful since if its on my teeth too long it makes them feel too cold that they kind of hurt.
I bite it with teeth to get a big chunk into my mouth. I do this with hard candy too, I just masticate them.
Oh my god are you me?!
Lol, do your partners\parents\siblings complain that you consume too much if you’re sharing something? It’s not our fault they consume things so slowly.
This absolutely has happened to me in the past. I ended up just letting them take the first few “bites” and then I would just destroy the rest in a few actual bites. You’re right though, it is their fault after all!
I bite it with my lips? Then chew with the back. Front teeth are a bit cold sensitive.
Never really thought about it until now. Soft serve I use my lips, hard ice cream I use my teeth.
How do you eat ice cream without using your teeth?
Depends how cold it is, I sometimes have sensitive teeth.
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