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RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

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As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity

    • jeanofthedead@lemmy.world
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      Portal!

    • quinnly@lemmy.ml
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      deleted by creator

  • Zoldyck@lemmy.world
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    Speaking skills - 0

    Sword and shield skills - 100

  • tibi@lemmy.world
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    You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

    • Sumeron@lemmy.world
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      I’m guessing Factorio.

      • jscummy@sh.itjust.works
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        It doesn’t mention losing all sense of time and accidentally playing for 16 hours straight though

    • duckington@lemmy.world
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      I feel like this is well described lmao

    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      Luckily you can knit nuclear reactors with your bare hands, once you’ve figured it out, and stuff them in your pockets for later. This is helpful.

      Also don’t forget your omega-3 fatty acids when you go a-wandering

    • sixtyshilling@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like Subnautica.

    • Tau@sopuli.xyz
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      the factory must grow

    • Kory@lemmy.ml
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      After then first sentence I thought: Subnautica! But the rest didn’t fit.

    • 50MYT@aussie.zone
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      Red chips. Green science. Expand the mainbus.

      Watch out for the trains…

  • MrSilkworm@lemmy.world
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    You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

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    deleted by creator

  • BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip
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    A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.

    • Thavron@lemmy.ca
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      Hades?

      • BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip
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        Correctamundo!

    • Kyoyeou (Ki jəʊ juː)@lemmy.world
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      It’s in the blood

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s in MY blood

        • Kyoyeou (Ki jəʊ juː)@lemmy.world
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          All we need is blood

  • Sparky678348@lemm.ee
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    Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religion until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

  • larvyde@sh.itjust.works
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    you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

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    Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).

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    Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it’s more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.

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    Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let’s go explo-YOU DIED

    YOU DIED

    YOU DIED

    YOU DIED

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    A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events

  • RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.worldOP
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    Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics

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      Team Fortress 2?

      • RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.worldOP
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        That comments a spy!

  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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    Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We’ll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.

  • The Infinite Nematode@feddit.uk
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    The little man, underpaid and under-equipped, does grind work for big corpo. Beer is the only reward.

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      Deep rock galactic?

      • The Infinite Nematode@feddit.uk
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        Rock and Stone, brother!

        • dunklets@lemmy.world
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          Rock and Stone!

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            Stone!

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