programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-squaremessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down19
arrow-up190arrow-down1message-squareWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squareNewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 years agoI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 years agoMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
minus-squareHomesliceAbe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 years agoMortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
minus-squareteft@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoJoe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Also works with “crematorium”