Talk about your ex. Or at least that’s a pro tip that I like to hear often
I made this mistake (had a relationship for 8 years that started when I was 16) at the time, so I had zero dating experience. The girl I had a date with thought: “ok, then this’ll just be a one night stand, he’s not bad looking.”
More than 6 years later we’re married with a daughter, dog and cat.
Or my ax
Shit on the table
So this was what the poop post was for.
What if it’s a really nice sturdy table and you don’t want your date taking it home with them?..
Fart in their general direction.
I was gonna say take a dump on their bumper but yours works too
Using your phone constantly
Come with your spouse? Or your mum?
Order the lobster. Or you’ll have to put out
Not say anything.
Went on a date with a girl I thought was pretty cute, and I heard she had the hots for me. So at first I had high hopes. NGL, I like mysterious but that was too much. All I got was variations of a shrug.
I’m not proud of what I did, but I made some excuse and just left her alone. I simply couldn’t stand it.
Talk about zodiac signs for an hour. Yeah I’m looking at you Laura, fuck you and your zodiac signs. I don’t care if mercury is retrograde.
Ask me zero questions and/or not contribute much to the conversation. I want to get to know you, and I want a partner who is genuinely interested in getting to know me.
Confessing your crimes. Save it for the wedding night.
