It smells like cologne mixed with farts and peppermint, a scent called BEAR FISTER so you don’t feel insecure in your masculinity while swallowing.
BurgerBaron

Stanley Tweedle is a god
A warrior and a gent.
We are not fit to suck his feet
Or dine on his excrement.
At night we croon
By the light of a moon
Of his courage and his creed.
Hey ho there he goes
Oh woe for his foes
Long live the Tweedle seed.
Stanley, Stanley
Top of the hero class
Stanley, Stanley
We live to Kiss his Ass!
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake Now Runs at 60 FPS on PC Emulators Lichii and Eglantine, a Day After Booting at 20-30 FPSEnglish
18·2 days agohttps://nxbrew.net/ is currently the best source I know of, courtesy of FMHY. USE AN ADBLOCKER.
The MultiUp sources are usually best. VikingFile, GoFile,PixelDrain usually best free download speeds. This game is spicy so there will be regular takedown requests. Nyaa torrent might be better for OOT specifically.
The two competing projects:
https://github.com/zortos293/Lichii
Lichii has Appimages here and I’ve noticed it’s on AUR. AMD GPU has more bugs than Nvidia currently. See the Tags change-logs.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I'm new on Lemmy. What I'm supposed to know here ?English
1·3 days agoWe’ll infect their brain over time 👿 become as FOSS.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I'm new on Lemmy. What I'm supposed to know here ?English
2·3 days agoScaled is nice on the Subscribed feed too, you’ll miss less stuff on the smaller communties you’re interested in.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When was the last time you used a floppy disk?English
1·3 days ago2003 at the latest on the family computer. No exact memory, but I got my own personal computer in 2004.
Probably I played Lemmings, I always returned to that game as a kid.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auOPto
cats@lemmy.world•Stanford tests if you can breathe through the couch protector while passed outEnglish
24·3 days agoStanford and his brother Wiat come from a group of 6 cats, my roomy took two of them when he moved in with me. Apparently they’re all named after standardised tests because his mom is huge nerd.
Stanford (Stanford–Binet) and Wiat (Wechsler Individual Achievement Test) so he’s really living up to his name.
edit: feels wrong to mention a cat without posting the cat:

BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has there been any reports of election interference, arrests, threats today?English
31·6 days agoTomorrow I expect corruption reports to begin and continue all month. This post breaks rule 6 tho.
You’ll usually find the no fap people on 4chan /fit/ and reddit where conservative Catholics who are ashamed of their own natural bodies participate in this weird puritan incel practice. You’re not accomplishing anything healthy by doing it OP.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auOPto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the worst time & place someone tried to flirt/hit on you?English
14·9 days agoCommon (anime) convention experience I’m sure. When I was 15 years younger, they hosted an anime convention at a local college and attendees would rent the dorm rooms during the summer. After official events for the evening ended, the DJ kept going in a dorm study room. Every stereotype occurred. Rank B.O. in a room too small and not ventilated for the amount of people in it at 2AM with underage girls trying to get picked up by any guy willing to cross that line. Fucking gross 🤢.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
Technology@lemmy.world•Anthropic's Claude AI blocks video game cloning and reverse-engineering — sweeping new restrictions also hit legitimate developers and basic troubleshooting tasks.English
130·9 days agoCopyright violation from American AI hoovering up all the data is okie dokie unless it’s used by peasants to threaten technology corporations.
I’m not defending them it’s just comical hypocrisy, and ans I doubt China AI will have the same kneecapped coding capabilities.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK Molly(Signal fork) has not been updated since 3 months and is vulnerable to attacks fixed in mainline SignalEnglish
1·10 days agoI’m going go try Signal-FOSS instead that you mentioned earlier.
Whenever I see a naked “?” my mind plays this sound effect from Paper Mario 64:
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/paper-mario-85157/
Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK Molly(Signal fork) has not been updated since 3 months and is vulnerable to attacks fixed in mainline SignalEnglish
6·10 days agoThe APK from Signal’s website doesn’t require Play services, just don’t install Signal via Play Store. DaNgEr ZoNE eye rolls aside:
https://signal.org/android/apk
Annoying, I rather liked Molly.
It’s unfortunate that attending parties is mandatory until you’re 30 when you get the party exemption licence in the mail. After that parties are optional and way more fun.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
Fediverse@lemmy.world•PyLova v0.5.0 Shareable Blocklists, Roles, UI ChangesEnglish
51·11 days agoMy shitty eyes appreciate the larger title font on mobile, thanks!
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK that uTorrent is a corporate spyware. It gathers your data without your consent. qBittorrent has no ads and gathers no data.English
41·11 days agoIt’s a good client unless you’re into archiving giant torrents with thousands of files. Deluge can’t handle them, actually most clients can’t.
qBittorrent and BiglyBT can and that’s about it.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that the City of Edmonton made it extremely easy to build housing. Edmonton started building so much housing that the government got angry and forced it to stopEnglish
6·11 days agoThe infills are kinda checkered throughout older neighborhoods. No it hasn’t transformed the city in just two years. Maybe it would’ve long term but we can’t have anything nice here in Alberta. Edmonton always votes NDP so the provincial government hates us. The provincial government is going to spend 100+ million of our tax dollars ripping out our bike lanes for us next up. How nice that they can overrule municipal government like that. Fun fact, city pays for the police that we have zero control over, the province instead does. Fucking stupid clown ass life here.
BurgerBaron@quokk.auto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you do when you can't sleep?English
1·15 days agoYep long term abuse causes dementia especially if you’re old age.






Elementary school computer lab, probably Ask Jeeves with the assignment being learning how to use a search engine.
Memorable? Neopets.
At home? I was downloading a Monster Truck Madness demo over 56k. Took 8 hours.