Shenanigans, shenanigans top to bottom.

Came across a very cool product by a company called AJC the other day, simple enough, but its a flexible gutter scoop. 100-GS is the part number.

Didnt even give me an interview, scoundrels and rapscallions over there at the CIA

'Tis the season treason

I took a very similar presentation from the shadiest company I was ever employed by, specifically that “gifts and other favors” are generally guidelines to be followed by local customs. I.e. bribe away as long as you aren’t in the United States. Weird as fuck for a company that solely does commerce in the United States to have murky guidance on this very clear issue.

My role here was very brief, they hired me for a licensed role and then paid me as a customer service rep, so I quit immediately after my first paycheck was about $3,000 short.

“I’ll suck your dick if you click this link.” Has a different ring to it.

Our engines had engine retarders on them. My mechanic, Mike, said he was a retarded retarder. Self burns are the best. As a slur towards others, no bueno.

Always Sunny style episode title “Chat destroys the world”

Archer has a great honeypot episode.

Professional trap-faller-intoer. Boom roasted.

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APNews and Al Jazeera

My extra spicy first pre coffee thought im response to Sam Altman’s viewpoint here: I imagine sam Altmans neighbors have bullets, just wasting their potential sitting in boxes. they yearn for the minds

It’s always the ones you most expect.

Good rule of thumb is breaking out of jail never helps your circumstance. What does help your circumstance is to call every cop a fucking cunt when they book you after blowing a .41.

Just kidding, it does not help, they will forget to feed you for 2 days though.

narrator : despite the yound adventurer being giraffes balls, they sought to become bird titties.

They (big collective so they being very loosely used) also posted pictures and some videos in the beginning where a couple of them wore the masks themselves. Really wish my brain worked at all as to where I even saw those

“SPFFT” -Subsonic 300blk

Sorry for the downvote, I hate seeing this face.

I see a suspicious person… is it the guy with a 3 foot mustache? No… it’s agent 47 over there sipping a latte.