At least two amazon workers are millionaires too, i assume they all are

While being very old and married? Okay i guess

It looks so greasy

Same. He also looks very greasy when he was in tge water which is just weird to me.

I liked for example how good the boots look when he put them on. But most stuff looks kinda icky.

Where i usef to work was a sizable grocery store and i would often go and get my lunch from there. It was also home of a pretty weird cult like religious group. They weren’t super popular because tgey would always buy bulk groceries to rush hour times and never wated their things “lasered” so, scanned. This is dumb enough when you think about it for more than a second, but they have enough time to think about the fact that their things don’t just get “lasered” by the cashier.

Another thing i whitenessed once was when they set up a new mobile phone antenna where i live. A lot of old people complained about it the moment construction started. When the date came around where they turned it on, i woke up and my signal was still shit. A lot of people wrote angry letters that they now have migraines because of the antenna and the mobile company responded basically with: well that sucks to hear, but because of technical difficulties, we had to push the date up another month, but we hope your migraine gets better.

People who use chrome should be equally made fun of.

Smoking seems still pretty much accepted, since we just let smokers throw their cigarette butts around like it’s not garbage

I’d look outside bfore even finishing reading the message

Was it shaped like a boom box? Because i had that, right between minidiscs and “real” mp3 players.

Man, renting one seems actually fun. I would send it on the roof to clean shingles and send it up trees. My basement flooded, good luck down there

Damn, i don’t miss tinder.

Let me guess, they are releasing a new album or just did.

I’m not sure if it’s that case or a very similar one, but my girlfriend read a book from and about a woman in her 60’s who was drugged and raped by her husband and his friends. He drugged and raped her and after that he cleaned her out with a douche. She realized that she was often dizzy and confused and what she pressumed was some form of incontinence. Her doctor just shrugged it off and said that happens in her age. The whole thing was beyond fucked up from every angle.

It’s legal so it’s cool is such a weird mindset

I wonder what it would sleep like. I imagined it laying down, but if it sleeps like a chicken, it’s infinitely harder i think. Maybe befriending it and betraying it

I’d order marshmallows and hope for the best. Honeatly in my brain i just found a stick an the knive is magically attached to it.

My name could me male or female too. When i was little i had long-ish hair and a high pitched voice. A lot of strangers always assumed i was a girl. In hindsight i don’t care and it never really mattered, but i still remember how annoying that was for me. Ironically tho, later i always played in a woman’s team (like volleyball, tgat was like 90% women) because they were nicer to be around with than dudes.

If you kill a baby to smoke crack through it’s asshole, it’s actually fine. I learn so much here.

People drink milk that they have to steal from another species but if you tell someone that you tried breast milk from a human, you are called weird or gross. I personally wouldn’t try it, but i find cow or whatever milk so much worse.