You forgot the bread line

That’s why they have to test the new ones.

Ukraine should immediately start surface testing nuclear weapons.

Right. OP is probably confused why noone wants to listen to him talk about Fallout 76.

He’ll just rewrite the Bible and call himself king on the cover.

So like, if a hundred of us all filed through a store, picked up this one item, then set it back down, it would potentially be cheaper next week?

Is this the new protest instead of not buying from a particular company? Next Kroger you visit, pick up and set down all the nestle products you can find.

Baraka

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Samsara

I have to recommend 9v instead of AA, there’s an extra little kick to it

I had someone tell me once those fancy stuffed green olives are supposed to go in martinis or something. F that, I’ll eat half a bottle as a snack.

If any country started invading the US, they would face fierce resistance from every household they attempt to pass.

Except Canada. Canada’s numbers would swell as they moved through the US. They’d get handed free guns.

I’m surprised he didn’t tip on the entrance ramp. Makes me think he dumped his load at some highway construction and had barely started going before this happened

Who owns the land on either side of the checkpoint? It’s February, is anything even growing? Get permission to do a little offroading

I would like to know where I can personally inform them that I am, in fact, posting negative things about their department online. I’ll even send them a fucking link

Mines similar. 14, cousins wedding. Every table had a bottle of champagne and us kids swiped a few and hit the parking lot

Maybe slightly related

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_amnesia

That yacht is fine because someone else at AT&T rotated into a position at the FCC

This sounds like the back of a Crichton novel, and I want to read it

I’ll reiterate that I’m in a half dozen living rooms every day, and most of them are senior citizens. I’ve been doing this for years. They all have smart TVs, whether they use the features or not.

I’ll also reiterate that they flat out will not even use a TV sometimes because they’re defeated by the smart TV features that prevent them from getting over to their Comcast box. Did you even read my comment?

They get suckered by the cheap TV in middle of the aisle at Walmart or Costco and buy three. You can’t even go out and buy a TV that isn’t a smart TV without specifically looking for it. They don’t even know to begin to look for these things.

Do you think they’re still on an old CRT with a VCR hooked up via RCA? They had to go down some weird upgrade rabbit hole that they still don’t fully understand because they ended up with a DVD of some classic movie, went and got a DVD player only to find out they didn’t have HDMI ports so now they had to go buy some garbage TV thats subsidized by advertising companies. Again, I’ve seen this exact scenario play out a hundred times.

The fact of the matter is that your fix reeks of ‘I got mine’ energy, and it doesn’t fix anything. Large swaths of people will still get these ads in their faces and these companies won’t stop. Quite the opposite, they’ll keep looking for more ways to fuck their customers.

Are these trash?

You’re right. CEOs are often times at board meetings with the whole C level and shareholders.

One big general airstr-

Oh you’re talking about angry signs and picketing outside? Nevermind