“You’re going out dressed in that?!?”

or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).

For a single reaper, sure. For the entire container of them that’s probably at least the rest of your day ruined.

One of them chopped finely in a stir fry is fine, but only if you’re looking to eat something actually hot. For a crock pot full of a chilli meat/bean sauce, one reaper and a couple of bhut jolokia is about right for a nice medium heat.

You may not be able to vote with a ballot, but don’t forget to vote with your dollars.

Looks like Apple should have made sure their precision engineered hinge was also accurate engineered.

So China has already gotten ahead of the US on AI…

It’s far superior, but it may need a hyphen. Otherwise most USians won’t recognise the pun and will just think that’s how Euro-peons spell it. Which is only hilarious until the new spelling is an official US variant.

Absolute value, including of a negative number, is always positive.