My wife beat me at MarioKart at a party in my apt. And well, that’s where it started lmao.

Bitch didn’t even know how to drift and just snaked that victory out from under me.

Most vision problems are issues with the shape of the lens of your eye either causing distortion of the light (astigmatism), or changing the optical focal length of something at a particular distance to something not ideal, causing you to be near/far sighted, or both.

These contact lenses just insert a new series of optical lenses which cause magnification.

The other processes would be incredibly difficult as our understanding of how images are processed by the occipital lobe of the brain are limited at best. You might have some success with the cyberpunk method of a bionic which your brain can be taught to control, or genetic modification to change the density and type of receptors on your retina, or the shape of the eye.

This is just a modern iteration of the book HOLES, and it takes place in a landfill instead of a dry lakebed.

One of the last true Mega fauna

My gut instinct is that this sign is fake with the end goal of driving outraged calls to the real Lt gov., but who can even tell anymore?

It is currently the beginning of Feb and our normal weather here is a few days of snow, usually a few inches, usually at least one large to shut everything down (like 10+"). Overcast. In the 20s and 30s (F).

I went skiing on Saturday and have never seen so much literally bare ground outside of the very early or very very late season.

I went to a protest today. Parked a distance away and walked. It was 68°. It feels like the end of April. We got almost no snow - only like a foot unseasonably early in the middle of November. The wildfire season this year is going to be rough, and the summer will be brutal.

Rhe important thing is that we elected a candidate with ideological purity. It’s just that that ideology is fascism.

Lmao they accidentally created a feline opium den

Hey, they’re useful as a pithy response generator, especially to someone asking for something stupid in person, which is how I use mine. Also decent for moments of indecision lol.

Relatable. Cooking for others? Pulling out all the stops, all ingredients are the best I can find.

Cooking for me? Hot pockets, lol

Your brain doesn’t have enough VRAM to keep the simulation humming when it comes to generating accurate text and numbers

It would be one thing if Trump was actually anti-trust…but he isn’t.

He’s anti companies which don’t prostrate themselves in front of him and bow to his whims. They’re bad, terrible, anti American companies. The ones that do are great, wonderful, beautiful companies. The bad ones need to be broken up and given to the big ones.

He’s so transparent it’s painful. If someone says good things about Trump or give him money, they’re good. If they don’t, they’re bad. It’s absurdly obvious.

I’m so mad about the time I had to spend learning about the fucking food pyramid

Lmao we’ll be playing it in full dive VR in 2045

Not the person you were responding to but I think I just picked the wrong class. I need to start over but haven’t gotten around to it

I have it for fan/led management on my pc and it has so much potential, but overall is just so bad and has so little support.

I just want to skip from here to getting murdered by a Megan Fox sexbot maid

It’s because if Texas claimed territory above where the northern border currently is, they wouldn’t have been allowed to join the Union as a slave state.

I just peel them a bit and twist

A few of my friends and myself ended up with the network admin password, so we had full administrative access to every computer. Ah, the good old days.