Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing? What a country!

Don’t forget about America’s neighbours to the north and south too, eh!

Ahh, gotcha, thanks. Not the leaches I had in mind, but funny that they said that regardless.

I’ll just file this information away under “nightmare fuel”, thanks!

Wait, what? I missed that, do you have a link?

Toe gloves are the only thing allowed, but everyone must walk on rotting plants. So you can feel it in your bones.

What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?

Edit: Doctor dickhead?

I’ll ddg a topic or genre I’m interested in, “top space alien novels” or “top novels in x universe”. Or I get recommendations from the podcasts I listen to, or the shows I watch.

Generally, I consume all the material on whatever new topic or genre that is interested me at the time, and then move onto the next.

To me it’s like seeing an old friend from younger years. You’ve both changed so things are different from the good ol’ days, but it’s still enjoyable to spend time with them.

My surety about this joke is in a superposition of sure/not sure.

You’re literally killing op, stop! Leave op alone!

Which would make sense if this was the only solar system in the galaxy. 1 in 8 chance (rip Pluto) is pretty impressive, but when you include the rest of the galaxy 1 in however many trillion stars with however many trillions of planets is pretty low odds. Mathematically there should be more planets with life on them, so either we can’t find them, they’re too far away, they all killed themselves, or some other reason is preventing us from finding them.

This truly is the darkest timeline.

That’s what they get for choosing a bad birthday in the character creation menu.

So what’s life like as a poo scientist? How’s the pay?

Like… Together? In the same dish?!

Physicists hate this one time travel trick!

At least you would have space to explore and options to build. Being stuck in any video game for eternity is going to be hell.

Definitely want to be in a large open world game like GTA or skyrim so you have room to explore for the rest of eternity. A mmorpg would be a grind like real life, so it would feel familiar, but at least you could have magic. I think the answer depends on if you’re a NPC or the main character in the game.

I still would probably pick Minecraft and spend eternity building working computers in the world, so I could play other games as well.