future home robot, fetch me a beer.

actually the reboot is well done compared to the original.

Russia isnt that big or powerful, and is much less so today than 2 years ago.

and Xi is holding a leash to Putin, while also a zombie on fire.

i figured it was a joke about shera and her big cat. in the 1980’s kids would joke about He-man being more interested in his cat too.

if you knew the correct timing/scale/scope you could be crazy rich from it all. nobody knows, even those causing it. personally ive been out of the stock market for 5 years expecting a crash and it hasnt happened yet.

ive never heard of any human fucking a cat in my life, i dont imagine its all that possible but im not going to research it either. as a general rule, don’t try to rape a predator species.

i’m not sure what mentioning mixed race adds to the story.

because the middle class gets gutted.

first off, your trading account is in some financial institution that might itself shatter. without a federal rescue boat to save the little people. second, if the us economy actually collapses 80+%, nowhere else is safe. the european union and japan couldnt fend for itself without the current power balance holding firm. china is in a terrible state itself already. no easy answers.

just games? i miss apps like deluxe paint 4, octamed, brilliance!, audiomaster II, and of course the demo scene.

i have a fully functional Kodak Brownie, 100 years old… but it requires ancient 117 roll film.

he’s panning for turd gold, and eats fiber like clockwork. he keeps a bucket as a comfort animal, and cuts his hair in honor of it.

imagine being the emergency contact for loved ones and responsible for small children and elderly, and just ghosting them in a clutch because you cant be bothered to configure your notification settings. fuck your life.

huh i thought cash me outside meant dont pay me in the strip club where i have to split tips… but it just means catch me outside if you wanna brawl.

non-females could scissor technically. but it would be a mash up.

find a mate for the best friend and arrange a group event

you could gentrify a neighborhood selling these hipster mobius bagels to couples.

mario kart 64 is the GOAT party game

what in gods name are you blathering about?