Ok…. Not sure anyone really cares.

Cillian Murphy’s character from Dunkirk makes it across the Atlantic with the name Oppenheimer and then creates the Atomic Bomb.

“You see, first thing we did was teach it about the Bible and its teachings. Of course none of that Roman Catholic shit.”

When your patron runs out of money while you’re working on his bust.

Move it around or wiggle your finger a bit? I dunno

On top of carrots for the pilots, on December 22, 1940, the British Ministry of Agriculture released a statement urging the populace to eat carrots. “If we included a sufficient quantity of carrots in our diet,” the statement read, “we should overcome the fairly prevalent malady of blackout blindness.”

But the government had another motivation in pushing carrots: Great Britain faced food shortages due to wartime rationing, and carrots were plentiful and cheap. This led government agencies to tout them as having eye-strengthening powers as part of widespread campaigns aimed at getting the British public to eat carrots

I have it on good authority Shaq touches his ding-a-ling with Icy Hot

No the problem is no one washes their hands. It’s disgusting.

Oh man, I remember my first time. I think they had to rebuild the entire Starbucks after that.

I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.

I also choose not to talk to you.

Brace yourself, brace yourself memes are coming.

I always thought Reddit Silver simply converted to straight up 💩

Is that like, cannibalism?

More like “when the beans hit just right”

No but I would download some of dem beanz

What in the wide world of sports is that?!

Beans, no poop, and plenty of farts.

Baby steps are ok.