I love cilantro too, but now I have to wonder… What if we’re not the ones getting the “true” taste?

I’ll take my blissful ignorance with some cilantro on top.

I know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord”

I miss that one sometimes…

I’m so glad someone else remembers that! It’s always my follow up when hearing the Velma line.

Loved watching Johnny Bravo as a kid

I’m feeling as hopeless as you (probably) are, but every fall has to start somewhere. Just give it a chance.

That’s a great question! As a large lang— ah, shit.

As a fellow ashamed american, I feel you. I’d keep my mouth shut if anyone asked, if not out of shame, then out of (admittedly paranoid) self-preservation.

I hope the rest of your vacation has been/is great!

I can understand not sharing the fear response, but do you really mean you don’t get it? Like, having thousands of people waiting on your every word and silently judging you on every tiny mistake, or the nervous tics that you do and don’t even know about?

I know it’s an irrational fear, but it’s still real to me 😂

Thinking about it, maybe by “get” the fear, I think you’re saying it doesn’t happen to you. I gotta say I envy you for that.

Not only that, but the sky islands are gorgeous, and you have access to tons of cool machine parts.

I would be perfectly content living through eternity in the comfort of Hateno Village

Weirdly, my password was rejected because someone else used “hunter” as theirs, so I had to add a damn 2 to it, smh

Why is the text so big?

I thought he was maybe behind the driver’s seat but it’s hard to tell.

What I don’t understand is how in the hell he’s wearing that seatbelt. It looks like a great way to ensure you don’t survive an accident

Warning: description of “light” body horror

That image ruined me the first time I found it.

I wanted to post the “everyone disliked that” meme but I’m clearly in the minority. Perhaps even more so as I love both black and green olives on my pizza 😋

To each their own! If anyone else likes olives I’ll be over here enjoying my abomination alone.

Inside which tank, methane or LOX?

Could also bolt a nice handle on the exterior for a sort of reverse Dr. Strangelove

My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We’ve all had a truly wretched encounter today

Come on now, he’s only a little blue.

One of the reasons he’ll always be one of my favorites is because he didn’t take himself seriously and called many of his own filler jokes ridiculous. You could almost imagine him amongst the audience, laughing at himself on stage.

If he’s claiming he’ll drop the US out of NATO, why does he think his (concept of a) plan, for the alliance that he hates, has any weight at all? Fucking dipshit.

It’s amusing, but not very helpful. Granted, what could the average reader do with an exact size, besides adjust their level of panic?

On second thought, the first one is very easy to picture 😺😸

Pro tip (or maybe it’s common knowledge idk): place it handle-down so the bristles don’t get messed up over time from just sitting there.