Monsters don’t eat wet human

You’re probably dehydrated then

I’d fund A quality Fantasy MMO rpg so it wouldn’t ever have micro transactions and would also scrub all guides about it from the internet in an attempt to bring back community based progression instead of ‘why no meta bro?’

I didn’t know women could have Erectile Dysfunction Syndrome

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Weird way to tell us you hump the bed

Logical reasoning is good for programming but won’t get you anywhere in management.

I am an adult

HR stands from Harambe Repressors.

I am aware, it’s just a topical joke about Boeing’s commercial planes falling apart.

Wait… Lockheed martin kills people on Purpose

Tangentally related,

I play so much slay the spire that even though I muted the tag on steam so the games wouldn’t show up ‘rogue-like deck builder’ is still in my top suggestions. No! Not what I want out of a NEW game slay the spire fills that entire itch.

They know their target demo, we’re all hydrohomies here.

Is this a sponsorred post?

If so @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world what’s the takeaway?

Doesn’t have the guy who seems to always be asleep at the desk but is also somehow the most efficient IT worker.

WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS

Shit, when I hear retro i think Atari

I say we start calling him Geralt.

consumption? 1797 people were eaten?

“Statue Facts Nobody Asked for”

Bro, she literally asked for those facts