This is singularly some of the worst advice I’ve ever seen.

That looks like a Grandma pie to me. My preferred dough for that is [Brian Lagerstrom’s](1 Hour Grandma Pizza - Brian Lagerstrom https://share.google/hm6TsquKz8AqoPdFu)

BUT. [Alton Brown’s ](The Final Pizza Dough Recipe | Alton Brown https://share.google/ed3sStcSaALk5DKfa) final dough is a good all purpose pizza dough.

For both of these, I substitute roughly 10% by weight with whole wheat flour. So for Alton’s I do roughly 630 grams bread flour and 60 grams whole wheat. This ends up requiring a bit more kneading to get the windowpane but I find the crust develops a deeper flavor. Worth it especially if you have a mixer.

I use cento san marzano tomatoes just crushed for my sauce, sometimes I mix in a bit of garlic and basil and olive oil but I tend to prefer the raw sauce.

I do a 50/50 blend of whole milk and part skim mozz and a bit of Parmesan for the cheese. If you can get brick cheese (fairly specific to the upper north east of the American Midwest) it’s better on Grandma pies.

I have many, what style do you like?

I like logarithmic increases.

Only because the biblical version of Jesus is likely apocrypha. But the dude those stories are based on? You certainly have. And also Einstein’s. And Hitler’s. And a bit of mine.

We’re talking individual molecules here, there are so many and they disperse so widely, it’s virtually impossible that you aren’t currently composed of molecules that haven’t also been parts of just about every other human that came before you.

And also (insert favorite pornstar’s) pee! And some of mine!

Fuck that I’m going to live forever. Or die trying

They’re the worst criminals of all!

Get him to swallow it, and maybe.

Predators tend to spend most of their time just laying around.

We suspect dinosaurs were metabolically similar to Komodo dragons, which are also probably an example of island dwarfism. So they’re probably the closest analog we have. And they either eat scraps or lay in ambush. Which, you know, involves laying around for long stretches of time.

Not nearly as much as you’d think.

As it happens there’s an XKCD about it.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/78/

Larger animals are more energy efficient, and require fewer calories per pound than smaller ones do.

So, it’s likely the T-Rex is being fed over this month, possibly by your competition. It would be fine eating a full grown adult once a week or so, though it wouldn’t be happy about it.

Nausea and the ability to vomit are different things. Horses get sea sick but cannot vomit. So they’re pretty useless for a few days after say, crossing the English channel on a boat.

“they have to be cool with us continuing to murder their cousins”

Is it by chance a Dodge Ram?

I forgot that there is only ever one stock available to purchase at any given time and the line only ever goes up.

Sure. But it seems like this individual doesn’t really know much so like, let them test the waters first.

He’s a surgeon. So, yeah.

It’s pure profit! That line just won’t STOP going up!

Roth IRA. put 10% in each paycheck.

If you’re instead looking to trade stocks like Pokemon cards, there are plenty of apps that let you do that. And just like Pokemon cards, you’ll put more in than you’ll ever take out if you trade like that.

Buy the dip, hold. You’ll either eventually come out ahead or the company you bought will dissolve.

Mostly cuz those fuckin sparkies keep shoving the live wire in their mouth.

Source: machinist and mortal enemy of electricians. And welders. AND pipe fitters. And especially other machinists. Fucking machinists think they’re so much better than me. WHERE’S YOUR A AXIS NOW BUD?!