Oh no!

Olympus has fallen!
Now London has Fallen!

R.I.P.

whores

woah woah woah! dont talk to your stepmom like that!

Both the Federal government and State government can tax you.

Do you have any Meshtastic? If so what devices.
If no, when will you get a meshtastic.
Non-compliance is treason of the Fediverse Nerd Club Code of Conduct the highest degree and you shall face summary execution!

/j

Eh, it could’ve been funnier if the OP had a communist/socialist/soviet-themed username

+1 anyways for the attempt, as they say, A for EA(?)ffort, or something

Me IRL attempting the “try not to procrastinate challenge”

(the worst thing is, its hobbies that im also procrastinating and just watch youtube instead 😩)

Four Seasons Landscaping V2: Blexas went Blue Bluegaloo 🤠

Thats what people mean when they say “holy cow!”

Cuz this sure look divine

No but you’ll inadvertently release the T-Virus, Dr. Wesker

Reject Cooking. Return to eating tree bark.

Funnily enough:

My mom told me she’d block me if I sent the xijinping jokes to her when she visited china.

Anyways, even after they returned I got in an argument with my brother so i send anti-xi stuff to the family Wechat group to troll them and my brother left the group and blocked me. Last I heard he was searching for women in China to marry so thats probably why, he doesnt wanna lose the 1.4 billion population market of potential “marriage candidates”. (seriously he could just marry a Taiwanese, since he’s obsessed with traditional chinese characters)

My wechat account is still active btw, I think diasporas get more leeway vs a local Chinese.

Lolol

YOLO

Edit: For context the argument was that he was keep saying annoying shit so I told him to shut up. And he pulled out the “freedom of speech card” (which doesnt even apply here since this is him being annoying and triggering my anxiety, effectively harassment, nothing to do with government trampling rights), so I responded by saying to most sterotypically “Pro America” rant on wechat, so then my brother blocked me. Oh I thought he loved free speech, why be so scared of CCP and block me?

Yea sure, maybe not france rn but um, I always wanted to visit Europe, well not the eastern parts cuz I dont wanna get hit by a russian missile 👀, but Schengen Area seems cool. Problem is I dont feel like learning 5 different languages so I’m gonna have to rely on google translate.

I heard that Iceland speaks English

But I just got back from Canada recently so probably no traveling for at least a few months, it gets tiring after like the 4th day.

Not the depression 😭

My parents to me one second after hearing about Jonny Kim: “why u no astronaut yet?”

(I’m Asian)

Anyone remember when serbia’s government (allegedly) used a sonic weapon against protestors? Maybe they should investigate that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmK-KZOiT-c

you know how it sounds like straight out of a tin foil hat dude’s rant about “government energy weapons”? except this is actually a thing we have now, conspiracies becoming reality, what a world we live in.

Oh daddy xi, pls no, not my social credits. 😩

习爹哋，饶了我吧！ Not the spanking again! 😭

My son is 22 now

hmmm yea feels weird to talk to “Lemmy Uncles/Aunts” 😅 like my parents are probably about your age

Oh hell nah, I read about this a lot and it apparantly randomly deletes your memories.

Like even if you’re desperate, I’d still spend like a year or two trying to archive all your memories before trying this.

But with ai deepfakes, even a video recording of yourself reciting a memory couldn’t be trusted. Like if your skepticism and fear of everything caused you depression, i doubt your suddenly gonna be trusting of everything after it, like your skeptical personality could remain and then you’re gonna start doubting everything. You could end up with “Truman Show Syndrome”.

At least thats my own personal opinions, feel free to ignore this, I’m not a doctor, you’re free to do what you see fit for your situation.

Like omg I feel like you have a chance of turning yourself into that movie character, from Memento.

Ah, I see, not a big fan of the Prime Meridian being in the center of everything, right? xD

How I see it is:

If you accidentally tapped an extra zero, you’d probably be extremely infuriated. I guess they made it this way so that doesnt happen. Cuz corporate dont wanna deal with chargebacks.