It’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.

Having lived in the US and the EU, the difference in perception of wagons in both places is interesting. in the US wagons are dumpy soccer mom grocery haulers and in the EU shooting brakes are sporty tuner bait.

This is a beautiful place.

Worse than Mississippi?

Ol’ George there looks a healthy 45. Wonder which brand of cigarettes his doctor prescribed

Maybe it’s for keistering cigarettes if you get arrested. The kit has matches but no tobacco.

I fully agree tbh

I’m already sold on the guy, geez

(if only he was actually this cool)

imagine the decades of Christian farts entombed in those cushions

What makes that funny is the bots will log in to comment but people won’t

i apologize, not to throw shade at you because I fully agree with the comment, but let's unpack this is a bit of a trigger phrase along the lines of sit with that a minute or not just x, but y

Apparently Tuta sucks, which really sucks as I was halfway through migrating my email to them. Now I have to start over with Posteo and wait for them to do something stupid

I thought it was funny, no worries 😅

This is a terrifying comment to receive in a notification without context.

technically possible via the visible holes, maybe they removed a section from the back and then reattached it for the picture, but it’s kinda fishy…

I like that it stopped including the past portraits in the new one, she got a fresh start

This image is fraught with tension. see the airplane ears and face too close to neck