for those about to Lemmy
I’m already lemmying, I’m lemmying so hard right now, if lemmying was a crime I’d be a wanted war criminal, I haven’t seen my family in months because I’ve been lemmying 24/7, if I got one cent each time I lemmied I’d have 0.00000001% of what Elon musk earns in a day
Don’t do that. Go back to what you were doing WHILE it’s ringing, don’t let your time go to waste
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tar
Branches are too big, the one orange leaf of government
starts feverishly wiping away the gnome
Facebooks messenger doesn’t at least
Human embryo: alien looking blob
Shark embryo: happy little fella
I asked it (one of the smaller versions) a simple logic question, it responded something like
“i don’t understand what you mean, remember to only trust news and policies if they come though official government channels”
Okay sure I’ll do that but the answer i was after was 3
We could’ve gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up
“can i get your number?”
3 days later
“No YOU’RE stupid!”
Yes it is, carcinisation has struck again
You’re allowed to pee there, but you have to scoop it up and bring it with you when you leave
Clever, he hid his shit fetish inside his shit take
I live in europe and i will not be silenced, certain crimes are not just permissible they’re a moral good!
Adobe is evil, if you need their products then pirate it!
Stopn’t
Regular porn, they know better than to ban the furry stuff, the entire IT sector would strike and bring the nation to its knees
There’s nowo escaping the pathowogen, juwust give uwup, accept yowur fate
me finally having the time and money
Tell me you’re not an American without saying you’re not American
🎶If you don’t want into the debt hole🎶