I’ll admit I read that as Middle-Earth dialect on first glance.

I hear that when a greater cleave consumes enough souls it becomes a Cleave Lord.

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That got me too. Like, what?! Is corpo social media so sensitive that people can’t mention a scientific name for something now? Soon when joining Facebook it’ll give users a handy infographic of allowed words.

They turn into the failed Ripley clones from Alien Resurrection.

What is the world coming to when we can’t even trust spyware 😞

My progression path through most video games.

I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you! Well, maybe not that shocked.

Before that it’s just sparkling authoritarianism?

Blindly hits “Agree”.

5 warning shots in the chest, per regulation.

I bought a car early last year that an odd grey gloss/non-metallic colour. Since then I’ve been seeing a lot of different vehicles in an identical colour across multiple manufacturers. It’s trippy because I swear I’d never seen the colour before (obviously I just hadn’t noticed it).

The irony of the first panel living in jpeg hell before it even starts to degrade…

Considering two of the options are ‘hell’ and ‘die mart’ my money is on ass world being filled with hairy old men with poor hygiene.

I was wondering who the hell this Grok person was. I was thinking about what an unfortunate name for a person! No surprise that it’s actually a product and [probably] directly named by an immature billionaire edgelord.

To be clear, I know he didn’t invent the name. But if someone’s parents named them ‘Grok’ I’d understand if they went for a name change.

It’s one of those things where, while I’m sick of hearing about his bullshit, I need to know if he does something that directly affects me. E.g. if he started doing a similar thing in my country as the stuff he’s trying with Britain at the moment then I’d write to a couple of representatives to let them know they’ll lose mine and many other votes if they side with the dopey billionaire muppet.

It’s weird, Australian schools didn’t teach them either… does the rest of the world exist, perhaps?

Green energy is somehow both way too expensive and dangerously cheap.

That can literally be said by the same individuals in adjacent sentences depending on the narrative they’re spinning at the time.

To be fair; if a near omniscient being offered me free food and board, let me be naked most of the time, allowed me to shit anywhere I like in the back yard AND threw in 2 Scooby Snacks… I’d do it.

On the internet? In 2025? Surely not.