Being in a 1st world country

Latter*

Just know that if you DO take a nap on the couch, and an emergency happens, your employer will demand to know why you weren’t on it immediately.

Your career will be destroyed.

So… they used the wrong unit for micron?

Wallets are good gifts until a guy is like 25-30. Then he’ll buy the style he likes for himself.

Or they just use me

Two people with different priorities isn’t one person using the other. It’s both using each other.

Why would someone turn in this guy when he’s clearly not the shooter? Different windbreaker altogether

What symbol is that

There’s no need to drop N bombs. You want to compare atrocities, go ahead, but be civil.

Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him

I think what’s really going on is “certain people are afraid to openly admit they don’t want their partner physically, and those individuals are likely to come up with an excuse, such as housework.”

The times that I’ve felt like that were the times what I had wasn’t really what I wanted. Accepting the situation felt like I wasn’t being true to myself.

Mirrors care not for number of revolutions around the sun

My last job was pretty badass.

Also quite a few notches on my bed post.

I view Lemmy using an app… I have uBlock Origin extension for Firefox, but I have links open in-app, since Firefox can’t save video from redgifs.

NSFL ads on that site

Could be sanded down

That was my first thought as well

Classic doorbells can’t be turned off

And I think their point is that landscapers should ask before knocking at 5am since most people aren’t up that early

My house didn’t come with a doorbell. My wife said “we need to install a doorbell.” I asked “what for?” She hasn’t been able to come up with a good reason, so it hasn’t happened.