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You’re a very strange person with a very excellent cat.

I would never reduce you to just one thing you believe. I’m sure there’s so much more to you than that.

She is beautiful and perfect and correct. I have no idea how you can think a parasitic wasp is cuter than her.

That must be it. English doesnt really have simple ways to equate the cuteness of kitties and parasitic wasps such that kitties aren’t obviously better.

The constitution of the united States.

All the answers here are pretty fucking grim.

But still cuter than cats? You’re an awful person.

How do you not respect that?

Nothing–that’s why you need to lubricate.

Nothing. That’s why you need to lubricate them.

We havent found a second one that supports life long term. Unless they’re all getting filtered after life occurs and we just weren’t looking when it happened: they probably are not.

Crabs though…

Then why the fuck do you think they’re more adorable than cats!?

Yeah. I think we all know why the ‘star trek’ timeline is, like, almost right but a little off.

Time to start goatee shopping.

I’m sorry but they’re just not as adorable as cats. I don’t think anything is. I cannot understand your irrational love of parasitic wasps.

They’re a little cute–not enough to ever be in the same sentence as a cat.

Action within the system and rules these bastards defined is the only way to fight this!

Not as adorable as cats, but still worth a couple points–I guess.

Maybe–just maybe–allowing this level of inequality in society both teaches and incentivizes people to suck.

Hey. I bet that’s not the only reason. There’s also a bunch of lizard-brain animal reflexes to overcome even when you’re philosophically comitted.

That looks so tasty.

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