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  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    My boyfriend can do that

  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    I do that, on purpose ofcourse, don’t want to take up too much of her time

  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    Lots of animals unironically do this.

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      Don’t call me an animal, but yes.

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        It’s all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

        • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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          You and me baby

          • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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            We ain’t nothing but mammals

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    Just use the salmon method

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      Return to the hatchery from where you were born to be ripped apart for meat?

    • SGforce@lemmy.ca
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      Drop on the deck and flop like a fish?

  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    Who is it? The impala? Thompson’s gazelle? One of those that does exactly that, it takes like a fraction of a second

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      I feel like you’re calling me names. 😔

      • tonyn@lemmy.ml
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        Don’t feel bad, you come from a long line of men who got it done before buyer’s remorse set in.

  • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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    People praise the female reproductive system as miraculous because it can make a baby in only 9 months. Like that’s neat and all, but my reproductive system can make a baby in approximately 13 seconds, so I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

    • jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works
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      Or a spider in 8 seconds

    • Allero@lemmy.today
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      On a serious note, female reproductive system is extremely fucked and overcomplicated and a great example of how evolution makes something that works, not something that is perfect.

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        something that works well enough, lots of times it just doesn’t work and it’s unpleasant for everyone involved

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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    Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?

  • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There’s no biological reason for why that can’t happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You’d be less exposed to predators etc

    The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it’s a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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      so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

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        The world would be a far far better place if we were all just horny, depraved, sluts

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          Puritanical movements are historically a social response to widespread sexually transmitted illnesses

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            Really? Which ones? Syphillis came from the colombian exchange, are puritans a response to that one?

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              It’s an overly broad statement tbh as these things are always a confluence of social pressures but yes, there’s a decent amount of scholarship specifically on that, public responses to the AIDs crisis both in the 80’s and in areas still suffering from it, the rise and fall of classical Bacchanalian-type cults, etc.

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          Hell yeah. Being a slut is great

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    The Teenage Mormon strategy!

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        Don’t forget jump humping!

        https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jumping&page=2

        “When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.”

        Religon is a hell of a drug

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          This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

          Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

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            It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.

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              I don’t know about CyE but I always thought it was a hyper-Christian thing to keep sex for procreation and not enjoyment

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              i think that was in a movie about mormons

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                The same joke has been made about a lot of prudish cultures and groups

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          Kinda like a threesome

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          That is not only both funny and sad, it’s also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people’s sex lives.

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            yup. hell no magic underwear either

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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)

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        Is

        Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

        Like sex is awesome, this is

        I can’t think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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          Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.

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          weird as fuck

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          Nobody tell them about Jump Humping

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          After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

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            This dude’s dick’s sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

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              I can feel it too

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              Man if only! It was a one-off.

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        Those images lol

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          The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.

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        Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

        …All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

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          From your point of view it is ‘all the risk’, but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it’s the only risk of any real significance.

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          Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

          I hope this isn’t knowledge from experience

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          All the risk without the fun

          You’ve summarized religion in one phrase.

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          Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

          Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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        Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn’t even register that there’s an entire Wikipedia article for it.

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