I cum in the shower, instead.
If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss
That’s actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.
There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.
Close, but wrong fluid 😔
I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is
What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin’.
What does this mean? Genuinely asking…
What color?
I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green
Ah, not blue then, good
You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?
That’s what it’s for
This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you’re showering, you instead decide to jerk it
Well… Yeah. Duh.
