slaps castle
You can fit so many cats in this baby
now i want my own castle.
Do you realize how much 6000 cats would cost?
Nature uhh finds a way
That’s true if you make them very horny and bar them access to condoms you’ll do fine buying 20 cats
91M £ ?
May it be
make it a VR game and you’re equipped with a laser pointer and catnip bombs.
Catmophobia VR is gonna be a viral sensation.
Swap the castle for a desert commune and the money for orchards and you got a deal.
Why would you want to live in a desert?
I suppose it’s just where I currently live and I love it here. Shout out to Albuquerque lemmings!
Edit: Besides lots of sun for the orchard!
There might be some Rust lemmings in town in September for RustCont.
Desert implies no water. How are you watering the orchard?
Haha this is cute. It rain in the desert yesterday. 😜
Probably pumped from ground sources…
Why is it not a foster castle?
…for cats
*and however many servants it takes to clean and stock a castle. No way she does that on her own, or she’d never stop
How much of a mess do you make as one person? It’s not a hotel or catering to anyone it’s just a home.
One person? Not much. One person and many many cats? Probably a lot.
The dusting alone would be a full-time job.
People make fun of Enya’s music but it’s really well produced and exactly what she likes to make. What a great life, making art you love, really well, never touring, and living with your cats in a castle
