no u
Silly goose.
Yeez Louise calm down
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
I’m not your pal, guy
I’m not your guy, bro.
The jerk store called, they’re running outta you.
Pulls out uno reverse card
I know you are, but what am I?
- Shut up!
- Why don’t you make me?
- I don’t make monkeys, I just train em!
I’m rubber you’re glue, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
You know it’s a powerful spell because it rhymes.
You’re such a big loser that if there was a competition to determine the world’s biggest loser, you’d come in second.
Where did you get those suits? From the toilet store?
Your house looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.
As of this last week, that’s my new favorite.
Actually, Losertown has a great school system and some lovely farmer’s markets
Now look here you leaking Tide Pod…
My goto:
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
I would honestly be completely disarmed.
Diaper Man
Randomly reminds me of some scambaiting video where the scammer from Jamaica finally figured out that the scam had gone awry and started swearing at the scambaiter, calling him “batty” and “bumboclaat” (meaning toilet paper, apparently).
A revelation came to me.
The world is, in fact, not run by the Illuminati, a group of smart evil men.
The world is run by the Bumboclati, a group of very stupid, very batty evil men.Yeah well the jerk store called and they ran out of you.
I see you gathered quotes from the oval office
