• Naich@piefed.world
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    Note; I can’t get the formatting right. I can see why images of text are so popular.

    America is a Gun

    Brian Bilston

    England is a cup of tea. France, a wheel of ripened brie. Greece, a short, squat olive tree. America is a gun.

    Brazil is football on the sand. Argentina, Maradona’s hand. Germany, an oompah band. America is a gun.

    Holland is a wooden shoe. Hungary, a goulash stew. Australia, a kangaroo. America is a gun.

    Japan is a thermal spring. Scotland is a highland fling. Oh, better to be anything than America as a gun.

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      FWIW, in case you don’t know, Lemmy uses Markdown. IMHO it’s pretty good at formatting and there are lots of guides for it online; just looking up “how to to x in markdown” is likely to get you plenty of results.

      In case you want to see the results of particular texts in real-time, there are also editors that will immediately show you what will be the outcome of what you write. These are available locally on your system, but also online:

      https://markdownlivepreview.com/

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        They will never take notes the same way again. You know it’s bad when you use MD with pencil.

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          When I was a kid, before laptops were commonly accessible, I had a device … I can’t remember what it was called, I keep thinking “Altavista,” but I know that was a search engine, not a device. I do recall that it was blue.

          Anyway, the idea was, you’d type into it and it would store what you typed locally. Later, you’d plug it into a computer’s PS/2 port it would reproduce what you had typed by imitating a keyboard and literally typing out what was in its memory. My mom teased me because she’d sometimes review what I had put in and encounter &nbsp.

          This device was how I discovered Y-connectors, which later resulted in me having a keyboard on my desk and a keyboard in a keyboard tray with one hand on each.

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                  You can only see a few words at a time, very hard to read what you have typed out. The interface and software to get them to work was a pain in the ass. The file system they had was less than stellar, my shit kept getting overwritten or would not save correctly. Total junk.

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                    It used volatile memory, which was standard for the time, and required a battery backup to keep your data preserved in case the 3 AA cells (which lasted about 700 hours of use) completely drained. No, 700 is not a typo.

                    The later editions (the Neo and Neo 2) are still compatible with modern technology, since when the Alphasmart is plugged into a computer (or smartphone) via USB, it shows up as a keyboard. Sending your text file to the computer basically just sends all the keystrokes over to your text editor of choice as though you’re typing it really fast.