While this is fake, there is a real news story about a giant pumpkin “escaping” a farm in North Carolina.
If it was real they would have shot it so fast.
How nice of Wyoming officials
it’s a fake story from Casper Planet.
Please don’t take this away from us
I thought it was funny
We know, it’s just funny
This has to be fake. Obviously the police would have opened fire and popped the balloon.
It’s not black though, it’s orange, like their fascist messiah.
This should be part of the curriculum when explaining how states work in the US.
nah, soon will be Kansas problem - Colorado police
i’ve felt the wind in wyoming. that pumpkin had to be doing at least 40
If it’s inflatable, seems like they could just shoot it.
Really safest option would be to wait for it to get caught somewhere and puncture it with a blade. But we know cops like guns and also this didn’t happen.
just shoot it
'Murica solutions
Humanity’s default solution
They shot at that runaway train, Crazy Eights.
colorado would just light one up and watch it go
Depends which part: in the Eastern Plains part that spawned Lauren Boebert, they’d DEFINITELY be shooting it on sight…
This is how some states handle homelessness.
Exactly how far it would have needed to go straight up to technically be in space
Depends.
If you’re deciding whether something is an aircraft or a spacecraft:100 kilometers above mean sea level AKA the Kármán line,
If you’re in the US military and want to technically be an astronaut, it’s 80km
Either way, probably a bit high for a pumpkin to jump 😁
The pumpkin doesn’t need to jump when it can just grow to space
what if it does the fosbury flop
🎝 Cotton candy, sweet as gold, let me see your pumpkin roll 🎝
All praise the Great Pumpkin!
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