Calm down bro she just Asian

So you’re saying dragons are just big chickens?

Not with the current clowns in charge obviously.

Trump will go into history as the president who sat on his hands while he had the chance to permanently neuter a decades old ideological enemy.

Among other pants-on-head moronic moronic bullshit of course.

Ausweis und Papiere, bitte!

If I was in a room with Hitler and Marx and I had a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot Marx twice.

HAHAHAHAHHAAAA

inhales

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

Don’t do our boy Sheev dirty like that.

We call him Putins Fleshlight.

It’s all cunts and bawbags

Some die of thirst while others drown.

If the genders were reversed everyone would be pissing and farting and shitting their pants over this.

It’s dark aquamarine you absolute philistines.

This is some Borderlands megacorporation bullshit I tell ya.

No shit Sherlock

Sick as tits bruv

Are those pitted olives in its eye sockets?

Cats will lie there like they just got yeeted by a record breaking tornado yet still look comfy.

Look I’m very sorry for sharing this but I’ve been told trauma is easier to overcome in groups.

Fake: anon talks to women.

Gay: text isn’t green.