My last insight of anons mind caused quite a controversy so I thought I’d share something mild.
oh come on that wouldn’t even be the weirdest thing they’d seen that week
“Fuck this” /taser
I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle moaning till i blew. He pretty immediately reached for his taser. He announced he was
gobsgoing to taser me. I had committed. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it hard. Then other cops stripped me of my precious butter. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.“TASE ME HARDER DADDDY!”
Actually harder to say in person. Source: self
They’ll just have to piece together the intent behind my moaning screams.
It’s practically impossible to speak while you’re being tased. You can make noises but those are mostly involuntary.
Right after? You’re fine and can do whatever. If it’s your first time it takes a second to put together what happened.
You absolutely can without much difficulty speak while being tased, if you have desensitized yourself to the pain, and/or if you have a particularly high pain tolerance (or ofcouse if you just lack the ability to feel pain in general).
Because the electrocution does not affect your ability to speak on a physical level, so it’s all about having the will power and stocism to speak trough the pain.
Of course if it is your first time ever experiencing a shock of that magnitude it can easily disorient and stun (i know) you into remaining speechless.
Sex stuff is just not that shocking to any emergency response worker
Or Walgreens employee
They finally arrested him, but at what cost?
This wouldn’t even be close to some of the things some law enforcement workers have had to see. Arriving at violent crime scenes and having to confirm CSAM are just so much worse than whatever is going on in this greentext.
I’m pretty sure this is very tame compared to what they actually deal with.
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