First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.
So it’s beans now? I’ve seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I’m down.
“Dude I’ve been here since the beans” coming in a few years
I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.
#knowyourmeme
It’s actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far
I went to go upvote it (it’s still there in “all”) just because you mentioned it.
A lemming in the truest sense of the word.
I’ve been here since the beans.
Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean’
“Psh, that’s nothing! I’ve been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!”
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I gotchu https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364
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Went from poop memes to beans 😂
Gotta recover that fiber.
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I’m struggling not to do it. But I’m old and wrinkly.
Do it, coward
I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didn’t get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. It’s been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.
Hm, I don’t know, I’ve seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.
OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.
And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.
Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It’s really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.
I can’t agree more.
Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?
It’s pretty easy. Just don’t go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we’ll get a way to
subscribe toblock all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.I don’t get the point of that entire instance; it’s all clothed celebs and pseudo celebs. Shit’s mild.
edit: I see, there’s more stuff once you register, I’m a dummy.
NSFW communities don’t show up by default. You can create an account on that instance to view all of them, or visit https://lemmyverse.net/communities to search for your specific interests.
create an account on that instance
I was told I could create an account anywhere on the fediverse and it wouldn’t matter, I’d see everything. If I need to create an account every time I want to see some booba, that’s not very seamless. Can I not just subscribe and see it on this lemmy.world account?
This is all very confusing coming from the one-account-one-site “everything just works” of reddit.
Have you tried allowing NSFW posts in your settings? Assuming lemmynsfw.com hasn’t been defederated from your instance, then the posts will then show up.
You don’t necessarily need an account on lemmynsfw.com - you would just need an account to browse NSFW on their homepage. But you can see and interact with all their communities from your current instance.
Just search for the communities while on lemmy.world - for example [email protected] or [email protected] or whatever. You can click on those.
Just make sure you have “Show NSFW” enabled on your profile settings
Now some instances like lemmy.ml decided to block (defederate) from lemmynsfw.com so YMMV
lemmynsfw isn’t federated with most instances, that’s why. And really, most people had a porn alt on reddit anyway, so they’re used to it
Oh I’m an idiot. Just signed up and I can see some stuff. Still fairly benign stuff, haven’t even seen a single woman get CThreeP0’d.
This site might just solve the main issue I had with discoverability in Lemmy, thanks!
Um, how’d you get that interrobang?
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I N T E R R O B A N G!!!
Geez, this dude.
I N T E R R O B A N G‽‽‽
yeah you just have to get them at lemmy.store but it’s pretty cheap for that tier
Sounds like fun times, that ‽
I partially get the reason for hiding NSFW content behind a sign up but at the same because it’s not stated anywhere, for a newcomer it looks like the instance may just be without content.
On a completely unrelated point, how can I browse/list all the communities on a separate iinstance from the one I’ve subscribed to?
Check out browse.feddit.de, by default it lists everything, but there’s a menu where you can select just which instances you want to see.
I find lemmyverse.net to be much better. Just select “Communities” up top. And check the NSFW box if you want it.
Maybe don’t go to https://pornlemmy.com it’s a silly place.
It seems it’s not federated to this instance. pasting [email protected] in the search bar doesn’t find it.
EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn’t
It’s absolutely disgusting subscribes
I’m subscribing just to report the content for nudity
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Porn and piracy.
The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.
All aboard the VHS train baby…
Don’t copy that floppy!
you wouldn’t download a car, would you?
3d printer go brrrrrr
This isn’t even a shit post, just being objectively aware of reality
This 100%
So, it’s a shit shitpost.
Where is this porn located so I don’t accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.
Oh, my God, that’s disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?
One of those disgusting revenge porn websites, I don’t know.
That will get you banned from just about every instance. People are really looking out for each other right now.
Just fyi, that was a joke. It’s a reference to a movie, not a big one (I haven’t seen it myself) but that line is pretty much used as a meme (albeit an obscure one I guess).
But to your point, that’s a nice thing that we can still have some decency and just have “regular” porn without having to deal with the revenge one!
It’s actually a reference an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S07E08 - The Antisocial Network) - https://youtu.be/Fg6JzoCEWx8
I think most of it is on lemmynsfw
Lemmy dot nsfw
Is that different than stumbling upon it? Cause you’re gonna wanna do that.
Oh good, can’t wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.
You can disable NSFW post’s from showing up entirely.
Let’s workshop it.
PQI: Porn Quality Index
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Uh oh!
Oof, I DO feel old now
Good. At my work there is another term for PQI. I can use this one nicely.
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Can’t wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s
Can’t forget the same dumb title that’s usually something like “Do older guys even like 18 year old?”
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
“Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren’t that great, what do you guys think?”
“I’m so shy” whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.
Anytime somebody initiates one of these self-negging comments in a bid for attention, even when it’s this “I’m a waste of space, I’m just an inconvenience to everyone”, type of stuff, I am sorely tempted to just passively agree; “Mmhmm. Yeah.”
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
what’s karma?
Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.
Also the classic “my boyfriend said my boobs were too big.”
No he didn’t. Literally no one ever said that.
The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.
Actually I might.
So the typical E-whoring scheme and people are fine with it? LOL
So the more quality of porn falls down, the more active sites become… Understood.
I think they mean quite the opposite 🤣
As a former sex worker: no, he’s right. Reddit porn had only been good before OF and shit.
I don’t think so 😏
Whether OP meant it or not, he still said it. Porn is really low quality when it’s a bunch of OF bot spam. But… It is more popular.
This guy subscribes to OnlyPaws
The higher the QPI the more people.
You aren’t wrong with this theory. It’s why betamax and hd-dvd lost too
Oh fuck, i completely forgot about betamax and HD-DVD. Back in Uni I wrote a 20 page paper about failed formats. I sent my first draft to my professor for feedback. He called me in and asked “Have you thought about porn?” I bet my facial expression must have been priceless.
That’s a myth. Betamax lost because it couldn’t record long enough. Movies had to be on two tapes. By the time they finally extended the time VHS was already dominant
Also licensing out the VHS format to 3rd party manufacturers also played a not insignificant role in beating Betamax. More conpanies making more VHS machines won a lot of the battle.
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Now this is redditing. Nothing like posting a wrong answer to get the correct one. But also, some random youtuber? I’m going to need far more evidence before I throw away decades of wisdom
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Can’t watch. Already got my 3 ad block videos in. (/j)
Can’t watch. Already got my 3 ad block videos in. (/j)
Betamax may have been higher quality, but the fact is that consumer TVs of the time couldn’t display the difference in quality.
Classic Tropic Thunder scene.
I was one of the five people who owned the HD-DVD player for the Xbox 360 🫡
Best porn so far is on lemmynsfw.com
Have you checked out PornLemmy?
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There were some decent adult and sw-centric mastodon instances, including one hosted by https://assemblyfour.com/, but they have declined and mostly gone offline.
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Saving this whole thread for further analysis.
Where on that instance is the porn? All I’m seeing on the front page is SFW pics of celebrities in their respectively named sublemmies.
You have to create an account
Creating a local account shows it, thanks! I’m not super used to how the fediverse works yet.
You don’t even have to create an account just hit communities. But creating one makes it easier because you can just browse.
PornLemmy shows you nsfw right off the bat.
Ok now I can really spend my fee time here
Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.
Let’s face it. The quality of porn on Reddit died over a year ago. Porn businesses got involved and sauce vanished. The content has been weak. It was probably all part of the plan in the Reddit IPO scope of things.
I will never pay for porn and the big studios can suck it till I cum on their faces. Porn will always be free forever.
I’d argue with those impediments you did something wrong in cultivating your feed.
I changed nothing in over ten years. The content declined over time because big studios issued DCMA’s or whatever.
Then that’s the problem right there. Of course the subreddits change. People stop posting, others start, moderation changes. You gotta update constantly. I rather follow posters, and channels only discover new posters.
Can you QA PornLemmy?
I’m mostly into the OF girls that post on Reddit, and stuff like GoneWild.
I’m a weirdo that only uses pics & videos with only girls; basically, I’m not usually into watching “not my dick” getting laid.
Yo can someone sauce me the furryporn sub links (asking for my neighbors friends aunts step sister)
Do we still call Lemmy communities “subs”? Anyway also hmu with those links
What else would be call them? Comms? We’re not writing out “communities”. We’re way too lazy for that.
They are coms, and nsfw are cums.
Fair
commies? hardcore social(ism)
They’re actually called “slutty magazines”
Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.
Lemmynsfw my friend. Has tons of growing subs. Check it out. Don’t forget redgifs.com too.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.
“Curating” makes it sound like you are some kind of porn connoisseur.
Aren’t we all, after a fashion?
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.
The one account I kept active over there is my porn account because I’ve spent a lot of time curating my feed and can’t get that anywhere else. Not to mention, Reddit doesn’t get ad revenue from the porn subs.
