Was this written by Garrett from the Glen Cook books?
Sounds like Garrett…
Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give him a lick.
He tastes just like raisins.
Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.
Cute
“The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse.”
“Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies.”
“And he’s afraid of shiny things”
and has no control over his bowels.
Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”?
Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you…
…later, in the horse cave…
Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn
Fangirl: let me get my saddle
Who is your arch nemesis, crippledman?
This is how you get the thoroughbred of sin riding across the nation
I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about “hiring from within.” Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?
Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin… Goodcorp doesn’t do that. And they’re good. It’s in their name. That’s, like, crazier than… Something that’s crazy.
bad horse
bad horse
bad horse
he’s badhe rides across the nation
a thoroughbred of sin
he got the application
that you just sent inwe’re focusing our business
and hiring from within
there’s currently no vacancies
within our evil agencybad horse
bad horse
bad horse
he’s badthe evil league of evil
is downsizing you see
although we are still interested
in your CVso please keep it updated
and keep your schedule freeyou’ll be the first
to know of course
we’ll keep in contact!
signed bad horse
Can someone explain this to me I don’t get it.
It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it
it’s ok to not get radiation poisoning
Everyone is focusing on the radiation. But if you used depleted uranium is wat denser than iron so horse shoes made or uranium would last a lot longer but also be way heavier.
Not sure but I think the joke is that you expect a punchline but then it’s just radiation poisoning
I agree
Horses aren’t real, but if they were I’d want them to get radiation poisoning
I knew about birds and giraffes but horses shocked me ngl
Question for the pedants: should it be radiation venom?
No, being detailed, venom is a toxic substance that a living organism evolved to both produce and actively deliver by a specialised biological structure such as fang, stinger, or barb.
Poison is ingested, inhaled or most importantly to this, absorbed.
No
:3
Talk about a hot foot!
