I would 100% watch an all muppet remake of The Matrix
Keanu has to be the live human character, as is tradition.
100% agree!
Heck, if Disney can make those [insert your adjective] live action movie remakes, I’m sure there’s a market for the Sesame Street gang to do remakes of classic IPs. Man, I’d love to see The Muppets do the same.
You agree zero percent with an exclamation point.
Lol. Thanks for looking out.
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Please. I dont even care if its some fae shit. Take me away from here
I could have sworn there was a Cookie’s Crumby Pictures for The Matrix, back when they were making tons of film parodies, but apparently that wasn’t one of them.
TIL: Cookie Monster had a segment series where he and other Sesame Street characters would star in “coming attractions trailer[s]”.
I’m in!
I imagine that right now, you’re feeling a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the Big Bird hole? Hmm?
I’m Alice? I thought you were Alice!
Too bad PBS had been defunded
Do not try and watch PBS. That’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… There is no show.
Now I’m expecting a Sesame Street episode where Keanu Reeves gives the lessons on how to be nice.
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It seems that you’ve been living two lives. In one life, you’re a regular, respectable person. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you… help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in the fediverse, where you go by the hacker alias [email protected] and are guilty of virtually every shitpost we have a rule for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
I’m way too old for that show and I’d watch that episode happily.
How deep does the garbage can go? I mean it’s a whole house!
First we have the right foot. You put it in and you take it out. And you shake it all about.
Or, you put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. And you find out what it’s all about.
What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge dancers?
And now you know kung-fu.
Show me.
Errybody be kung-fu fighting…
That would be quite helpful.
HikingVet, sooner or later you’re going to realize just as I did that there’s a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
Could, could I just get the map?
Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the Street. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a tickle in your Elmo, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I’m talking about?
Look man, I just need the map so I can deliver this boiler. I’m not being paid enough to do a sociological breakdown of my clients.
What? ‘IF?’ ?? JUST TELL ME YOU STUFFED FUCK!!!
Unfortunately, no one can be told what Sesame Street is… You have to see it for yourself.
i’m trapped… fuuuuck
You take the blue cookie, the story ends; you wake up in your bed and believe… whatever you want to believe. You take the red cookie, you stay in Sesame Street and I show you how deep the trashcan goes.
It’s Fragile Rock in there, I just know it!
Fraggle?
Only if you care about, like, “accuracy”, and stuff, and junk.🎯
For me it took 200mcg but ymmv
