• RandomStickman@fedia.io
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    The kind of shit that makes me realize how thin the piece of string my will to live is dangling on truely is

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      People talk about opportunity being a major factor in suicides (ex: the removal of coal gas stoves from homes dropping the suicide rate), but man, I would bet my life that so is being hungry. I never want to fucking die quite so much as if I drop or ruin food right before eating it. If I was already on the edge I’m not saying I would kill myself over it, but I totally get why someone would, considering the impulsive nature of suicide.

      Edit: on rereading this is kinda darker than I intended for the shitpost community, if it bothers anyone I can delete it

  • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
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    Just had something similar happen. Here is my “fix”: Cook your burger as you would. Pull it at the desired time for cheese. Place cheese on burger, give a slight press so that it engages fully. Close the drawer of air fryer and LEAVE IT OFF for at least thirty seconds so the cheese has a chance to bond. Then restart air fryer to complete the process. Hopefully this solves the problem for the next cheeseburger should you ever emotionally recover.

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      I don’t think you need to get that fancy with it, I’ve had success with a similar strategy of cooking the burgers as normal, then placing slices of cheese on them with rhe door slightly ajar, and letting them melt with the residule heat

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        I don’t know. Like you, I only use grill or pan for burgers. My event was with extra Parmesan on a french bread pizza. Fan knocked it right off the top.

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        I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Just use full long tooth picks to keep the cheese on. Leave the picks sticking out long enough for you to find them and remove them after.