Like an italian hoagie but a round bun, pizza cut into squares rather than traditional slice, meatballs in cube form
Soup, when it comes out in the shape of the can
You’ve never wanted to take a little bite out of that cylinder plopping out of a campbells can of condensed cream of mushroom soup?
January climbing trip to Yosemite, staying in Sunnyside campground, stove had a fuel leak and caught fire catching the picnic table on fire. After the excitement was over relegated to eating cold Campbells cream of mushroom soup out of the can. Mercifully we had a case of Lucky Lager to wash it down. Spent the rest of the night solving rebus puzzles found under the twist off caps. 4/10 do not advise.
This is like a product review Elaine Benes would write and I’m really feeling like getting a can of condensed cream of mushroom soup now
I’ve only ever had those on bottles of Mickey’s. Man they were a great way of reminding you how drank you thunk I was.
They do get harder as the night goes on!
Pasta. I like the small pieces, like penne or fusilli, but I just cannot be fucking bothered if it’s spaghetti. I simply refuse.
I think I want to marry you. I fucking hate spaghetti and no one seems to understand.
For me it’s the penis shaped pasta. If it is anything else I also refuse.
penis shaped pasta
I really need a picture to visualize what you’re talking about. O_O
Okay, I’ve never had it but some dicks & cheese couldn’t be bad… it looks like the forks would pick them up just fine and they have a decent surface area to shovel the cheese into you mouth.
I unjokingingly agree with you so hard. That is legit peak engineering of oral sauce delivery. I need me a box of DickCheese® ASAP. I WANT TO SHOVEL A FORKLOAD OF CHEESY DICKS IN MY MOUTH.
Thanks for the million dollar product idea
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Ahh ok, that’s what you’re talking about. XD
Not gonna lie, I’d eat 'em. O_O
Food is food regardless of what shape it is served in. As long as the textures and flavor are there I can give zero shits.
You must give some shits if you’re human. You are human…right?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Have you ever had orzo pasta with a heavy Bolognese sauce? It’s genuinely worse than a larger noodle; topology is destiny.
Risoni Bolognese is delicious.
Not my thing. I’m a big texture eater though, orzo pasta has very few places in my kitchen outside of pasta salad
I mean, I am too but there isn’t anything wrong with the texture of risoni bolognese imo.
But if I requested spaghetti yet received risoni, there would be a complaint because the two are indeed wildly different.
I don’t eat meat anymore but even when I did, I disliked it being in a loaf shape.
Soup that isn’t in the shape of its container.
Ever tried to make a hotdog-shaped hamburger because you didn’t have the right bun? Don’t.
Chocolate, when shaped like a hyper-realistic tarantula
(There was s research study)
Corn. Must be on the cob, I cannot enjoy it otherwise.
The day they proclaimed their mortal enemy, Mexican food.
I understand some prefer flour tortillas, but if its corn tortillas vs no tacos, the answer is always tacos. Also salsas with corn are always welcome for me.
My spouse would say she wouldn’t want to live without corndogs probably…
Also do you dislike popcorn?
Mashed potato chips.
But everyone in the pringles mashed potatoes videos seem to love it
Hamburgers are great, but if you rolled ground beef into a tube and stuck it in a hotdog bun, that would be kinda icky.
Tomato is another one for me. Whole or sliced thick is gross. Cubed or turned into sauce is amazing.
I love onion, but I prefer it juliened or diced. Rough chopped is a textural nightmare.
So the ham dogger is a hard no for you?
