Me, playing the bad enabler parent: Oh, come on, Cardboardboxfort. He’s just a baby. We should give him at least one little war.
Would you like that? Do you want a little war? Yes, you do! Yes, you do! Playfully shakes a long, wiggly rattle over your head moments before its other end bites you
someone’s got a poopy diaper
If you don’t stop whining we won’t stop at McDonalds on the way home.
But I wanna hamberder!!!1!
Then you better start behaving yourself, Mister. No more unauthorized wars in the Middle East.
But all the other presidents got unauthorized wars in the middle east!
Me, playing the bad enabler parent: Oh, come on, Cardboardboxfort. He’s just a baby. We should give him at least one little war.
Would you like that? Do you want a little war? Yes, you do! Yes, you do! Playfully shakes a long, wiggly rattle over your head moments before its other end bites you